yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
No, I don’t. Please, proceed.
if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it
That would be fucked up.
yknow what would be more fucked up
Football field full of viruses.
Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.
Really big vampire.
Inside-out Sweden.
if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it
Yeah that’s pretty fucked up.
I finally switched to firefox and I’ve seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it’s important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody’s talking about this
here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
archipelagoofliterarynonsense:
I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme
i think we should all get into taz balance again
the thing with this too is that its been long enough since my last relisten that i just don’t remember a lot of the stuff
sluttiest thing a man can do is know how to cook delicious meals
so glad i did
in a modern AU Link would be Zelda’s only friend with a driver’s license and their chat history would look like this




















